Nomadicity: March 2014

Our Mission

Nomadicity brings enlightenment to the ignorant, clarity to the confused, empowerment to the dispossessed, healing to the wounded, hope to the downtrodden, drink to the thirsty, redemption to the damned, and grace to the awkward through a unique combination of primary field research, stringently fact-based deductive reasoning interpreted through the twin prisms of the Marxist dialectic and Buddhist philosophy (with the occaisional Roman Catholic influence) and our secret blend of 11 mediterranean herbs and spices. Hypocrisy, racism, xenophobia, capitalism, creationism, mediocrity, and polygamy are rejected as fundamentally flawed; cash donations are however accepted with gratitude and humility as long as no reciprocal obligations beyond the raising of a toast to our patron's health are incurred.

Recipes for food, cocktails or improvised explosive devices (IEDs); sex techniques, dating strategies or contraceptive devices (IUDs); advice concerning equity, debt and short-term capital instruments (IOUs); driving directions, first aid information, foreign language phrases, legal advice, self-defence manœuvers, hotel and restaurant recommendations, style, fashion, or interior decorating hints; business, marketing, gambling or fund-raising strategies and any other information provided by Nomadicity are given on a good-faith, best-effort basis and are believed to be accurate and effective at the time of posting; however, none have been previously tested on animals and Nomadicity can accept no liability for any consequences; reader discretion is advised.